A funny insult card for the friend who thrives on chaos. Featuring the phrase, “Got you some jumper cables since you like to start shit,” this sarcastic, vintage-style card is perfect for birthdays, friendships, or anyone who can take a joke and probably deserves 

• Premium quality, soft touch cardstock 
• Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") 
• Blank inside 
• 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA

Holiday Return policy 

Purchases made from 12.01.2025 to 12.31.2025 may be exchanged or returned for store credit through 1.15.2026 when returned in original condition, with receipt. 

Return Policy

Gold Dogs gladly accepts returns of unworn, unwashed, undamaged or defective merchandise purchased on our site for a full store credit within 15 days of original purchase. Any items or merchandise marked "Sale" "Final Sale" or "Vintage" cannot be returned.

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We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages.

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Shipping

Free shipping on U.S. orders over $50. $7.99 flat-rate shipping for orders under $50. International shipping charges are $35. While shipping times will vary depending on where they are shipping to, we try to pack our orders for pick up within 1-3 business days. 

In-store pick up

Most items will be available for pick up within 1-2 hours during business hours. We will send you an e-mail when your order is ready for pick up!