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For when you’re not even pretending to have it together. This embroidered “Fucked Up” patch keeps it simple, sarcastic, and unapologetic. Throw it on your favorite jacket, vest, jeans, or bag.
Holiday Return policy
Purchases made from 12.01.2025 to 12.31.2025 may be exchanged or returned for store credit through 1.15.2026 when returned in original condition, with receipt.
Return Policy
Gold Dogs gladly accepts returns of unworn, unwashed, undamaged or defective merchandise purchased on our site for a full store credit within 15 days of original purchase. Any items or merchandise marked "Sale" "Final Sale" or "Vintage" cannot be returned.
To start a return, click here
We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages.
Shipping
Free shipping on U.S. orders over $50. $7.99 flat-rate shipping for orders under $50. International shipping charges are $35. While shipping times will vary depending on where they are shipping to, we try to pack our orders for pick up within 1-3 business days.
In-store pick up
Most items will be available for pick up within 1-2 hours during business hours. We will send you an e-mail when your order is ready for pick up!
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For when you’re not even pretending to have it together. This embroidered “Fucked Up” patch keeps it simple, sarcastic, and unapologetic. Throw it on your favorite jacket, vest, jeans, or bag.
Holiday Return policy
Purchases made from 12.01.2025 to 12.31.2025 may be exchanged or returned for store credit through 1.15.2026 when returned in original condition, with receipt.
Return Policy
Gold Dogs gladly accepts returns of unworn, unwashed, undamaged or defective merchandise purchased on our site for a full store credit within 15 days of original purchase. Any items or merchandise marked "Sale" "Final Sale" or "Vintage" cannot be returned.
To start a return, click here
We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages.
Shipping
Free shipping on U.S. orders over $50. $7.99 flat-rate shipping for orders under $50. International shipping charges are $35. While shipping times will vary depending on where they are shipping to, we try to pack our orders for pick up within 1-3 business days.
In-store pick up
Most items will be available for pick up within 1-2 hours during business hours. We will send you an e-mail when your order is ready for pick up!
